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== Zunanje povezave ==
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== Dogodki ==
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Leta 666 se je zgradila Vegova.
[[an:Ilesia]]
 
[[bg:Църква]]
Zgradilo se je Satanovo carstvo.
[[br:Iliz]]
 
[[ca:Església]]
== Rojstva ==
[[da:Kirke]]
 
[[de:Kirche]]
Rodil se je Lovro,Karin,M.Kastelic.
[[en:Church (disambiguation)]]
 
[[fr:Église]]
 
[[hu:Church]]
== 666 v povezavi s Satanovim carstvom ==
[[it:Chiesa]]
 
[[ja:チャーチ]]
 
[[lb:Kierch]]
666 je stevilka Satana,Lovrota,Karin in M.Kastelica.
[[li:Kèrk]]
 
[[lv:Baznīca]]
Lovro je požrl 666 vegovcev, Karin je sestavila 666 testov, potalala je 666 neg. ocen, M.Kasteličev mainframe supercomputer ima 666 Ghz,Vegova stoji že 666 biljonov let in Lovro je star 666 let.
[[nl:Kerk]]
 
[[pl:Kościół]]
== Lovroizem ==
[[ro:Biserică (dezambiguizare)]]
 
[[ru:Церковь (значения)]]
 
[[simple:Church (disambiguation)]]
Ta vera ni "vandalizem" kot pravijo mnogi, ki ne poznajo njenih bistvenih načel. Ta vera se je razvila na Vegovi in je namenjena osveščanju ljudi o nevarnosti, ki se vedno bolj širi in vsak dan požira vedno več duš. Lovroizem ima nekaj pravil, ki zmanjšajo možnost izgube duše k Lovrotu, če se jih le držimo:
[[sk:Denominácia]]
 
[[sv:Kyrka (olika betydelser)]]
1. Ne vpišite se ali hodite na Vegovo.
[[uk:Церква]]
2. Obesite si česen in križe na vrata in po stanovanju.
[[wa:Eglijhe]]
3. Zažgite vsa matematična gradiva in ne rešujte kakršnihkoli matematičnih nalog.
4. Če poznate kogarkoli z imenom Karin ali Lovro SE JIH IZOGIBAJTE (ali ubite - nisem odgovoren)
5. Nikoli ne pišite imen Lovro,Karin ali Kastelic razen z podobnim namenom kot jih zdaj pišem jaz.
 
 
Karin(levo), Lovro(desno)->[http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/0/00/BabySatanTRANSbkg.png]
Lovro->[http://www.rugbyfootball.com/temp/satan_and_demon_baby.jpg]
 
== Lovrotova biblija ==
 
(razumljiva le privržencem lovroizma)
 
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and are better at a time
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hits the spot law states sued up 3 to 6, walked
in putting kind time Karim enter enter the kingdom of Satan
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off his feet softened his idea of robbing
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computer which is people to respect from
the center for political concerns there
was some Napisu use the tools to sundown
moving too fast and you will know who
grows so they selected mocen for more
than a small town north of the movie
goes to the speeds and feeds from New York
before moving go to number three you've
sold the most used only when one man that
some women bobbled to the physical police
and among the fall of peklu woman's American
history will respond to an abortion division
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bizarre, goes gold and other zavzel peklu mocen
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Jennifer about Peklu some new rules for the missile,
we will Lucas Davis and find run a cyclical the
levels Microsoft plenty to go as a mystical this
winter stock of the closes above 1992 support storm
room for Peklu belief of progress of the zaprla enter
satan's empire.
 
 
== Znana dejstva ==
 
Karin je Lovrotova mati.
Lovro se je rodil na Vegovi.
Lovro planira world domination.
Kastelic mu je sestavil supercomputer.
Lovro je evil mastermind mindcontroller.
Če bo kdaj apokalipsa, bo kriv Lovro.
 
 
== Lovrotova pesem ==
 
(izvorno besedilo - Big Foot Mama - oni vedo)
 
 
Čaku je Lovro
čaku vsak dan
v Vegovi svoj lajf prežvel
dol v klet' se je rodil
 
Pobijal je Lovro
pobijal vsak dan
Uencč je zapiral v klet
poslov v pekel jih živet
 
Karin mu je nesla
nesla mu domov
Trupla mrtvih vegovcev
da lohk jih je sežgov
 
Rad bi bil močen
rad bi zavzel svet
Ne da se mi več frutka žret
Ne da se mi v zibki žvet
 
Rad bi bil Satan
rad bi razstrelu svet
Apokalipso hočm jst začet
Svet hočm v roki met
 
Že nasledno noč
v klet je šu sam
Gradit je šu mašino
Da odpru bi astral
 
A sreča ni bla dolga
je Satan skoz pršu
Analno ga nategnu
ga naredu svojo kurbico
 
Nič mu ni blo jasn
blo mu je hudo
Da v peklu se bo cvru
in fistu svojo mtko
 
A on bi bil z mamo
rad bi doma bil spet
Satan ga je zajebu spet
a Karin ga je rešla spet
 
Rad bi mel slavo
vegovce bi žru spet
a Satana more zdj krotit
ker ga hoče spet ubit
 
Čaku je spet Lovro
čaku vsak dan
Čaku na priložnost
da svet zavzel bo sam
 
Napisu je le pismo
ker šanse ni bilo
Na Vegovi se je ubesu
a nategnu se je ful hudo
 
Ker je nesmrten
in ne more se ubit
Na Vegovo gre spet strašit
s familijo gre folk morit
 
Rad bi bil močen
Rad bi razstrelu svet
Hotu sm vse zase met
Hotu sm vse zase met
 
Rad bi mel nadvlado
rad bi se smeju spet
A karin me je zaprla spet
Znoru bom ker sm ujet
 
Piše na tablo
in teste dela v klet'
Še sam ne more seb vrjet
Da v ziblki se gunca spet